I want *lots* of Valentines. Not ten (the number I have now) -- MORE than ten!

So in the spirit of asking for what I want, I shall provide you the link to go give me a Valentine.

In.

Every.

Post.

Bwa-ha-ha!

(It'll be a small one. See?)

If you're ever planning to be sick, I recommend getting yourself a someotherguy first. He will clean your kitchen, bring you hot saltwater to gargle, and think your patheticness is kinda cute (that last part isn't a selling point for sogwife, so he is willing to dampen it on request).

[Edit: Me: "You may be in high demand now." Him: "Yeah, with all the contagious women!" ;-)]